There are no Vultures in Lagos.


There are no vultures in Lagos.

Nature designed two means to take care of dead organisms: they are buried, or they are fed on. Human beings see to the first, carrion-eaters handle the last.

In Fred and Flora Lugard's country, vultures are regular features. As is fitting for the alpha of the winged-scavenger pack. In Lagos, the country’s leading—and, as is sometimes argued, only—city, vultures are nonexistent. For some strange reason.

The man, white-rimmed eyes, contrasting with the rest of his black, leathery skin, surveyed the spot he’d chosen. It would have to do. The matter at hand was one of life and death—and that singular factor outweighed all other considerations.

On arrival, as his feet—bare like the rest of his body—met the earth, he shuddered. This land was foul. He could sense it, with every spirits-touched nerve in his body.

It was the smell that distracted him (from the ominous tingling of his scalp) and attracted him (to itself).

Shortly after a living organism dies, decomposition begins. This breakdown of tissues results from either the body's own internal chemicals and enzymes (autolysis) or by bacteria (putrefaction). These processes give off cadaverine and putrescine, the source of the foul odour folks are familiar with. Insects are drawn to it as Samson was to Delilah.

He visually sought the odoriferous substance; the buzz helped him locate it.

A colony of insects humming their national anthem announced the cadaver and their celebration of provision.

He stared at them for a while, contemplating the absence of any other scavengers, especially vultures.

At that very moment a shadow glided overhead. A vulture executed its traditional aerial circling that preceded touchdown and getting to work.
He began to feel good. There was hope. The spirits would not bring him this far on a futile mission or abandon him.

Folding his limbs under him, he sat cross-legged right where he’d stood. Alternating between the left thumb and the right, he drew a pentagram in the sand around himself. From its centre, eyes closed and the noise of the city receding with each deep breath taken, he began to hum. And then incantations, uttered in a guttural, ancient language, spewed forth.

Around him, regular activities continued without letup.

The slightly unhinged derelict, that owned the area and decided who stayed or left, had been watching the man since he landed. He did not want anyone invoking anything in his domain, besides the man had not come to pay homage.

He grabbed a piece of firewood that he kept handy for such occasions--when people took his simplicity for granted. He lunged at the figure that was no longer so much a man as it was a vulture. He hit the bald pate, repeatedly.

Passersby saw a mad man striking the ground with an intensity that increased with each blow. Some shook their heads and moved on. A few remarked that it must be the heat of the sun, roasting an already fried brain. Some others took pictures and made videos, for social media.

He kept hitting until the vulture-man could barely move. He turned to deal with the other black bird. It was gone. He trudged back to his makeshift structure under the bridge, muttering under his breath.

Atop the bride, a car failed brake, jumped over the railings and plunged to the ground below. It landed on a well-dressed man, crushing him to death. Afterwards, no one could remember if the man had been there before or where he’d come from.

The driver, the car’s sole occupant, crawled out through the shattered window, bloodied but alive.

The corpse lay there for many days, while the elements and nature worked on him.

There are no vultures in Lagos.

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