Mothers-in-law are witches.
Okay, okay! Let us not generalise.
Mothers-in-law that are witches are the worst kind. They make life difficult, frustrate your effort at keeping your home and bring you to the point where you begin to second-guess your decision to marry the son.
Witchcraft comes in different shapes and sizes. There are those who meet in covens and draw on the powers of forces in the universe. Some utilize wiles and manipulation. In any case, the objective is the same: enforcement of their will, establishment of their superiority and enslavement of any opposition.
In the six weeks that she's been here, my mother-in-law has applied every psychological weapon in the books. She has made my marriage unenjoyable and life unbearable. Should have seen that coming, though. Who packs their bags to visit newlyweds on their return from honeymoon?!
I just handed her name and picture over to Coven Mother. She tink say she be witch? She dey learn!
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